I've spotted six Pokemon today but I don't have the app so new meds may be in order.
A month into 2016 and I'm still writing "bling blong ping pong ding dong" on all my checks.
The lyrics to 'Livin' on a Prayer' have really helped me appreciate the plight of fictitious poor people.
I couldn't bring nail clippers on the plane because they'd be considered a weapon. Now a week later, my nails are the weapon.