Did you hear about the C programmer who broke their ARM? They were volatile because they had an unsigned cast.
I wasn't into numerology until I became an embedded developer "0x805a that looks significant"
tfw someone uses a program you wrote as a joke to fix a laptop keyboard they spilled beer on & it's actually working twitter.com/chrisfarber/st…
$ git config --global alias.puhs '!cowsay maybe you should call it a day'