Calling Nazis the Alt-Right is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer was an Alt-Chef. #altright
The notion @tedcruz is the zodiac killer is easier for my brain to process than 5 women had affairs w him. Bless their <3s. #CruzSexScandal
The best part about being from #Alaska? I can see the #Olympics from my house. #Sochi
I need to get a #womancard - I understand if I swipe it during a purchase I only have to pay 77 cents for each dollar charged. Right?
So...if Obama was born in Kenya to an American citizen the he's cool? #cruzlogic #GOPDebate
Does anyone know if #Carly Fiorina is selling off the parts of her aborted campaign? #AskingForAFriend #GOP2016