It was so windy last night that the neighbour's wind chimes made 8 albums, had a brief reggae phase, then split up over musical differences.
Bee: [does intricate dance to tell other bees where to find flowers] Wasp: [on bluetooth headset] dude come help me ruin this picnic
Changing my name to Qwerty? Pros: When typing name can do like a slide down the keys rock & roll piano flourish Cons: None
You think it's all water under the bridge but then you discover that the Beavers of Lingering Resentment have built a dam.
You can effectively place someone under house arrest by sending an email saying "Your package will be delivered between 7am and 9pm today."