Narratives in CFB are interesting: Unranked Texas beats Top 10 ND: "Texas is back!"... Unranked Wisconsin beats Top 10 LSU: "LSU is bad!"
"If you see a kid who's an idiot, follow him home... His parents are idiots." -the one and only Charles Barkley
Apparently everyone wants a coach with ALL the character who wins ALL the games. Lemme know when y'all find that unicorn.