Jared Leto looks like Jesus after a shower. #Oscars
Lactose intolerant is a nice way of saying cheese racist.
From another perspective, The Karate Kid is about how a kid ruins a tortured Vietnam vet's small business.
Any pizza can be a frisbee if you aren't afraid.
My fitness goal is to not apologize when I take my shirt off at the beach.
Minivans are like the sweatpants of cars.
Every fav on twitter adds 15 minutes to your life