"And if you look out to the left, you'll miss everything to the right. Remember, every choice is also a loss." - Me as a tour guide
ME: "Trick or bear?" NEIGHBOR: "Bear?" ME: "HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
First off, I did not "fill" your car with snakes. There were six in there.