The new Lady Gaga song ensures that every pop song for the next two years will have a key change.
Our prime minister resigned today and it's not even trending on Twitter. That's how much we've fucked this all up.
Jeremy Thorpe, Cyril Smith and Clement Freud. The Liberal MPs of the 1970s were quite a bunch, weren't they?
I spent so long reading about sphincter preservation that I missed the first few questions. #UniversityChallenge
Boris Johnson is playing cricket, in case you thought he might be having meetings or writing a plan for what to do now.