The problems in Crimea are getting serious. We're going to have to send in Dennis Rodman.
Sad news. I'll miss her presence in the world. I admired Joan Rivers tremendously. All female comedians owe her a huge debt of gratitude.
Today the Statue of Liberty said that, during a visit in 1978, Bill Cosby put his hand up her robe.
Apparently, Kim Kardashian broke the internet. She must have sat on it.
Joan Rivers is a sweet, kind woman who does heaps offstage for lots of people. Let's all think good thoughts for her.