Chin up, Britain. After the Tang dynasty fell it only took us 1100 years to regain global influence. You’ll be back in the saddle by 3116CE.
Why doesn't Trump just ask us for Hillary's emails? It's always Putin this, Putin that. Really hurting the feelings of the Chinese people.
1) You will build at most an 'Okay Wall,' because the title is taken. 2) It won't keep the Manchus out. Trust us. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Interpreter explaining that “New York values” means “jewish homosexual.”
English friends, sell Scotchland on "one country, two systems." Then, when they're not looking, drop the "two systems." Works a treat!