A moment of silence for those who accidentally got stuck holding the door for a bunch of people.
What is the socially accepted number of texts sent to someone pretending to be friendly before you ask for a favor.
"Son, life wasn't always that easy. There were days where we had to wait 0.6 seconds for 12 million google results." -me 2049
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me three times, wow. Fool me four times, you gotta teach me how you do it man!