If people say your game is short, tell them they didn't find the true ending yet. The true ending is, when they realize short games are ok.
People talk a lot about how to fund your indie game but the obvious choice almost never comes up: a life of crime.
Jokes written in a comment in a computer program are the loneliest jokes
Once I saw my math professors playing GO and I said, "oh! is that othello, I love that" and they looked at me in a way I've never forgotten.