I wrote a l'il piece for @extracrispy about my favorite breakfast spot. Read on if you're comfortable with... fb.me/1l3rYCS8f
In honor of Leonard Nimoy, here he is singing “The Legend of Bilbo Baggins”. Thanks, @FartSandwich for the video.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5RO…
Keep your fucking phone off the dinner table. End of story.
If I were the court painter of @WholeFoods , my first portrait would be titled “Girl in Yoga Pants with Kale, Texting."