Let the record show that the 2016 Red Sox and the 2016 Yankees won exactly the same number of playoff games
PA: please direct your attention to the field to honor the greatest DH in history
[Ortiz gets up]
PA: EDGAR MARTINEZ!!!!!!!!
ya swung, ya whiny midget
BRENDAN RYAN IS THE OTHER PLAYER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, CASHMAN, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS.