grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa - more funny statuses:
Dear Food, Either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. you can no longer continue to do both.
Friends comfort you when someone upsets you, Best friends are ready to kill the person that upset you xxx
The hardest part about growing up is letting go of what you were used to, and moving on with something you're not.
I was born the day you kissed me, died the day you left me, but lived for the time that you loved me.
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? - more funny statuses:
Twitter: The place to say what you want to a computer monitor when you lack the courage to say it to a real person.