Right now: A deliriously happy, relieved Donald Trump races down 5th Ave, trying to buy a goose as big as a child for a Muslim family.
I blame Chewie for not fixing the hyperdrive in time.
Last time I felt this way was 9/11. And I had forgotten how it felt.
"What did you tweet during the Trump Wars, Grandpa?"
Seriously: Barack Obama is the greatest political orator of our age. You'll believe me when you listen to the next President.