'Hello Microsoft support, what's the nature of the problem?' 'Eggshell' 'Eggshell??' 'Yesh' 'Oh hello again Mr Connery. Spreadsheet issues?'
Help! I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure. I've only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me: OVNR.
-Doctor, I keep hallucinating that I'm a yellow cartoon character named Homer. -I see. And are you experiencing any other Simpsons?
There was a young man from Crewe, who took limericks and made them haiku.
-I've got a phobia of coincidences. -Me too! *faints* *faints*