[P] "The iPhone 6 comes equipped to deliver a 100,000 volt shock to anyone attempting to take a vertical video."
- my dreams
[P] BREAKING: @Lin_Manuel Trips on NYC Sidewalk, Falls into Bin Full of Thirty-Six More Awards
[S] History is written by the winners. Which makes me think that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was probably, in fact, insufferable.