I was asked to type my thoughts about Jian Ghomeshi. Here they are: facebook.com/owenpallettete…
The secret is to not try to be happy, but to make being miserable fun and exciting
Equal rights in Canada was such a hilarious non-event in comparison, one day the PM woke up and said "whoa I just had the sexiest dream"
.@jimmykimmel are you accepting suggestions for Rob Ford Qs? Here's one: "You're a disgrace, now get the hell off my show?"