for $10, the bronx zoo will name a cockroach after your ex (!!!?$&!!) bronxzoo.com/roach
best desc. of the twitter alumni slack channel so far — "this feels like a cross between therapy and the last episode of LOST" —@gingerm
would anyone like to bring a bottle of whiskey to SFO terminal 1 gate 27? my flight is delayed three hours and i basically want to die
mtv true life my boyfriend's out of town and i'm eating peanut butter toast and drinking beer in bed
.@upworthy wrong olivia... i thought you were better at social media than this!
remember when all you had to do when you wanted to hang out with someone was go to their house and knock on the door?
guy on the bus with a mason jar of salad you have taken things to a NEW LEVEL
@emmasuzieq i can totes design this. 10 elevator rides and i will bestow the ability to get into a headstand at a moment's notice upon you
@kelliotttt Pgande is the name of my new bike courier kimchi taco delivery service for the east bay