Ben Carson summed up the Trump presidency in one sentence, “It will not be my intention to do anything to benefit any American”
There's nothing I hate more then a noisy murder. Thanks to the GOP for working to make silencers legal.
@ThisWeekABC Irony: a fat guy complaining about programs to get people to eat healthier.
Type "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" into Google. Not a spoiler.