If you light a candle, look in a bathroom mirror, and say "toy boat" ten times, I'm impressed.
Crack an egg on your head, let the yolk flow down Squeeze oranges on your shoulders, let the juice flow down You are your own Brunch
WE'RE HERE WE'RE...NOT REALLY QUEER I guess we're proud. I don't know. Call us if you need babies made. #HeterosexualPrideDay