Hmm. The back of this jar of chutney says 'Once opened, use a single spoonful then store at the back of the fridge until the end of time.'
The BBC seem to have inadvertently run an old episode of Cold Feet in place of this week's Sherlock.
Watching some judgement porn on Channel 4. I'm going to feel amazing after this. Then a little sad a bit later.
Twitter: the Choose Your Own Adventure game in which every adventure ends with 'You die of outrage.'