Bruno Mars is the sex; Red Hot Chili Peppers are the STD.
33,000 emails about a wedding between a mother and daughter?! That seems a little low. #debates
"Don't tell me about words. Words are words that people say about anything at all. Just words. Bill Clinton is a word. You see?" #debate
Instagram is down. I'm likely to accomplish more in the coming minutes than I have in three years.