"We built this super-big iPad to let you create stuff with the awesome new Pencil, which is sold separately."
Dear idiots: Amazon Prime does not offer free 2-day shipping. YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO AMAZON PRIME.
"We now offer one type of watch that'll let you help support the global AIDS effort. We're not doing it with all watches, because shut up."
I’m not the only one crying watching the Apple keynote, right?