SPOILER ALERT: You didn't win Powerball and work will suck today.
Parents spend 98% of their day calculating how much longer until the kids bedtime.
Parenting is a lot like talking to automated phone attendant. You're hopeful at first, but then just end up repeating yourself and yelling.
1) Squeeze on brush, handle, hands & countertop 2) Rub on teeth for 3 seconds 3) Spit out violently - if kids wrote toothpaste directions