Tuesday after a holiday, you are Mondaying harder than Monday ever Mondayed
Following Dan Patrick's logic, then, Abbott must have done something REALLY sinful to get paralyzed in such a weird way, eh?
12 year old son farting in the front room. Dog farting in the living room. My house smells like Donald Trump's soul.
DO NOT TELL WOMEN TO SMILE OR NOT SMILE. FOR THE LAST TIME. twitter.com/davidfrum/stat…