Just witnessed a guy wearing an Apple watch check his iphone for the time. Good work, everyone.
I don't have the confidence to say the word GIF out loud.
You and I both know I'm not writing down the confirmation number. Let's not play this game.
Do you have ANY idea how many women spoke loudly to help you get the job you have today? twitter.com/katiepavlich/s…
Kids, don't do drugs. Until you have a baby. Then do ALL OF THEM.