Just witnessed a guy wearing an Apple watch check his iphone for the time. Good work, everyone.
The worst thing to hear while taking a group photo is "Now let's do a crazy one."
I don't have the confidence to say the word GIF out loud.
"Bless her heart" is the nice way to say "What a fucking lunatic"
You and I both know I'm not writing down the confirmation number. Let's not play this game.