Ben Carson's biggest issue with Hamas is that it's too garlicky.
I'm Muslim. I Was a Refugee. I'm Proud to Be an American. esquire.com/lifestyle/a403… via @Esquire
I will forever mourn my inability to slide down a dinosaur's tail at the end of every workday.
"Governor Bush, your father vomited on an Asian head of state. Would you do the same?" #cnndebate