Has Cameron said how much money he’ll give us when he leaves? First rule of Bullingdon Club: always tip generously after trashing a place.
I’ve got a pot of basil growing on the kitchen windowsill. This gives me a stake in the future that people without basil might not have.
Don’t forget: since the hung parliament of 74, there’s been a provision that, in an emergency, HMQ can ask The Goodies to form a government.