@CraigyFerg on the government shutdown: "You work for us and I don't recall giving you @&%# the day off."
Secretariat: Serial Killer or Porn Star. You decide. #TonightOnFerguson
Tonight from Paris: New city, new language, new opening, new theme song, new bus, and the most delightful book shop owner in the world.
What do Egypt and Dr. Who have in common? As Craig Ferguson put it: The triumph of romance and intellect over brute force and cynicism.