10,000-character tweets would be used almost exclusively by men replying to women who don’t know them.
And being Scottish is the same, except your neighbours have locked you inside their house with them. twitter.com/thickthickpain…
There's a critical OS X security update, folks. No reboot needed; takes just a minute. Do it right now. App Store -> Updates.
Somewhere in space, a robot is staring at a "Do you want Windows to search online for drivers for this harpoon launcher?" dialog.