WHO'S THAT CASTING THEM NASTY VOTES? NASTY WOMEN!
SNL PREDICTION: Alec Baldwin wandering around a lot.
NEW YEAR WHO DIS?
I'm watching that snakes chasing the iguana video on a loop to calm my nerves.
Gangster of Love
I'm the Thelonious Monk of holiday shopping- it's all about the gifts I don't buy.
If you find yourself at a short-form improv show and the host asks for a musical genre, please yell WHALE SONG at the top of your lungs.