North Korea threatens the world with nukes and no one bats an eye. North Korea threatens movie theaters and everyone loses their minds.
There are 363 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable....
Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause.
A C and a C++ walk into a bar. The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, "Good god, man! Have you no class?"