Hands up ladies who spat your wine out when you saw the size of Mathews todger #undateables
. @Schofe Just found out my tumble dryer is on the whirlpool recall list ! check yours here they could catch fire! safety.hotpoint.eu/ModelChecker
#XFactor mason noise ? Make this noise "fuck off the stage" !
Jennifer would leave a big impression on any face she sat on ! #XFactor
. @annakingradio I was burying Popeye the hamster in the garden and dug up mittens the cat ! Told kids his head was a potato #petburial
Bradley Walsh is Hilarious ! #keptinthefamily