Not every1 should b a mom. Just cause I have the ability doesnt mean I should. I have the ability 2 start fires. I dont bc its irresponsible
Yoga instructor: Are u working w any injuries? Me: Just emotional ones
Woman in front of me: Can I have an iced hot chocolate? Bitch, that's a chocolate milk!
Fan: You're my favorite female comic! Me: We're not bathrooms. You don't have to divide us.