There really ought to be an UnfollowFriday where we all tell each other who sucks and should be shunned.
Is it Wednesday again? Wasn't it just Wednesday, like, a week ago?
I feel like there should be a chalk outline around my life.
Good news. This glass of whisky fits perfectly in the cup holder on my treadmill.
Is it so much to ask that whenever I post a tweet every single person on twitter retweets it?