My dad: 'I think giving all of these storms names just encourages them.'
Anyone heard from the Labour Party? If you're nearby, could you go round and check they haven't had a fall?
Is there a petition for us to replay the match yet?
All they did was go to the football. Everything else was a lie. #JFT96
Oh, #OperationCroissant thanks for reminding us your family are the people who love you even when you're being absolutely unbearable.