Netflix: Are you still watching West Wing? Me: yes. Netflix: Do you understand President Bartlet isn't a real choice? Me: *cries softly*
This Manziel kid is a scrambler. #obvioustweets
I love this little lavender-haired girl. #savejoey
Get Edelman out of the game, for crying out loud. He's about to star in next year's Nationwide commercial.
I don't care if they're giving away iPads free with every bubble gum purchase. Nothing could get me within 5 miles of a Walmart tonight.