Sometimes on random Sunday's, your friend presents a golden globe. Only sometimes and only on Sunday's.
My grandmother has figured out how to retweet me, Facebook stalk me, Tag me in terrible photos, and comment on everything. She's a winner.
I put ice in the dog's water because if I were a dog I would still want my water ice cold....
@grantgust is an ACTOR. And I'm TERRIFIED. I HATE Vanessa. Get out of this movie. You hurt my friend and I hate you.
"I enjoy being a girl" was written by two men who had never been to the gynecologist.