Hey does #MicrosoftBand measure Blood Alcohol Content? #askingforafriend
Tip @techmeme Microsoft now accepting Bitcoin winbeta.org/news/microsoft…
Love it when ppl say Elop cratered Nokia. It was cratered when he got there
Oh yeah, got a call from "Windows" about my "computer virus" this am. When I asked for the guy's email address, he hung up, so there's that.
.@GabeAul Wake up and push the button, Gabe!
If Yahoo gets bought today Tim Cook will just go in a corner and cry