Every piece of my 100% real chicken is 100% Colonel Quality Guaranteed to your 100% satisfaction, even if you're not 100% real, like Bigfoot.
Happy birthday, @Ashton5SOS! Don’t celebrate by chewing on one of your gross wooden drumsticks! Enjoy the 11 herbs & spices in one of mine!
I bet your grandma would love to hear about you being filled up by one of my $5 Fill Ups. Because most grandmas generally worry about their grandkids eating enough cookies and delicious variety at lunchtime.
My Extra Crispy $20 Fill Up comes with a bucket of my deliciously crunchy Extra Crispy chicken, two servings of mashed potatoes, four biscuits, a helping of cole slaw, and, unfortunately, zero shovels to dig me up.
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If I had an arm for every one of my delicious $5 Fill Ups, I’d be a proud Hexacolonel!