Hit the bong: season long suspension.
Hit a woman: two game suspension.
STARTED FROM THE TOP NOW WE HERE #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Giving up on someone is such a relief. It's like your heart puts on sweatpants.
"I can't even." - odd numbers
Imagine believing a compliment
Now just imagine the media firestorm if Brad went back to Jen. #LeBron