"I merged my branch, grunted, and pushed." <- things that don't sound like what they sound like.
Everyone has a data driven strategy. I want someone to be honest: "we just keep trying new things until something feels vaguely better."
do you dance with #wordpress? are you awesome? you should call me, maybe? orangecounty.craigslist.org/web/4095184890… #jobs
WordPress 4.0 just dropped. half of my team are credited contributors. very excite! very proud! #team10up #highfin
A big thank you to @mizzle for reminding me that the only thing a friend should say behind your back is "nice ass!"