Sarah Palin, protesting isn't "punk-ass little thuggery stuff." But ya know what is? Your son drunkenly punching his girlfriend in the face.
List of commercials I just saw in a row: 1. Don't do drugs 2. You need this drug 3. Don't drink and drive 4. Beer is awesome 5. Buy this car
Overheard from a first date: Her: "My favorite song? 'Wish You Were Here.'" Him: "Yeah? I love Pink Floyd." Her: "Huh? No, Avril Lavigne."
I like how a country that once colonized half of the world is complaining about immigration. #BrexitVote
I for one am praying that Robin Williams is not really dead and is just trapped in Jumanji.