CNN announces tape showing "Donald Trump trying to seduce women." Note to male anchor: Nothing in that conversation was about seducing.
Boris Johnson now in charge of MI6. If Trump wins and makes Sarah Palin Secretary of State, we'll have unlocked Apocalypse Achievement.
Anderson Cooper had the moment of the night: "That is sexual assault. Do you understand?" Sniff once and hump the chair for Yes.
"Trump actually had a hissy fit about his great temperament. It was like watching someone carve I'm Not a Psycho into their arm." #RealTIme
Nothing says International Woman's Day like skipping coverage of a Hillary Clinton victory speech for a guy who names meats after himself.