Overheard from my open window while sitting in my apartment: "Hey! Do you guys want cheese? I just got 40 pounds of cheese."
Hi Twitter friends! Can you please report this account to twitter and then block them? I'd really appreciate it. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Starbucks is blasting "Careless Whisper" at 9:30am on a Saturday and they're confused as to why all the customers are fucking each other.
I'm blown away by the support the internet has given me today. I'm still processing a lot, so I wrote about it. <3 bit.ly/2dBvtF0