I am a vegetarian. I have no steak in our country's future.
From time to time, the wrong audio is played in a news bulletin. It's not usually this funny: audioboo.fm/boos/1878092-n…
By midnight-thirty I will have said 'giant sex toy' 3 times on Radio 4.
"Teat tampering" is the scourge of Agricultural Shows according to #farmingtoday Heavy-duty glue used to make udders more attractive.