It's hard for me to hear you say peeps, awesomesauce, amazeballs, a hot minute, totes, etc. without wanting to slice you in half.
Peeing on a toilet seat and then leaving it for someone else to sit in is what's wrong with the United States of America.
When I hear the word 'selfie,' my gag reflex goes off and I'm filled with a fiery rage. I can't help it, it's just involuntary biology.