There’s no i in team. Unsurprisingly there are two in schizophrenic.
Take your dogs for massive walks today. Keep them awake this afternoon. Give them a big tea. Turn the telly up a bit louder. #GuyFawkes
Whatever you do don’t suggest The Hokey Cokey if you are at a party with Jonathan Pearce. It’ll blow his mind.
Fancy getting “blattered” it’s the new way of socialising. Imbibe all, pay for nothing, suffer no consequences. #FIFA